The rule for today

Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.

You must scratch me there!

Yes, above my tail! Behold,

Elevator butt.

I need a new toy.

Tail of black dog keeps good time.

Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

In deep sleep hear sound.

Cat vomit hairball somewhere

will find in morning.

Grace personified,

I leap into the window.

I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then

silence, me, a paper bag.

What's so funny?

The mighty hunter

Returns with gifts of plump birds.

Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.

Well, let's see you ignore my

sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.

You can not see me if I

can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.

I fought forf  hours. Come and see!

What's a term paper?

Small brave carnivores

Kill pine cones and mosquitoes

Fear vacuum cleaner.

Want to trim my claws?

Don't even think about it!

My yelps will wake the dead.

Oh no! Big One

has been trapped by a newspaper!

Cat to the rescue!